CAT FRIED RICE

CA:

Ingredients:

  • 1 Solana (fresh from the blockchain)

  • 2 cups of crispy cat memes (dank and spicy)

  • 1 tablespoon of catnip seasoning (for that extra kick)

  • 3 cups of FOMO rice (uncooked but constantly rising)

  • 1 cup of liquid liquidity pools (stirred, not shaken)

  • 2 eggs (freshly minted tokens)

  • 1 tablespoon of DeFi soy sauce (rich in yield)

  • 1 pinch of rug-proof pepper (to taste)

  • 1 teaspoon of meme magic powder (for virality)

  • 1 handful of HODL herbs (adds longevity)